Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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