let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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