would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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