So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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