i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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