No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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