I don't think brook has ever known best
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
NoShamevember. You game?
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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