Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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