So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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