...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I was not drunk enough for that final.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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