six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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