That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
a search helicopter?!
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
