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it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Reggie can tackle my bush.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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