Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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