I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
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