so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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