How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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