how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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