Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
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