check it out our google latitudes are spooning
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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