Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(562): View more from California

Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj

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I think that's fair trade off

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(619): View more from California

dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"

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(248): View more from Michigan

I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.

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(631): View more from New York

I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks

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(808): View more from Hawaii

Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car

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