quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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