She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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