One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Randomize
