Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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