no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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