Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
You almost got us killed.
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