If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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