I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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