After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
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