I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Less talking, more tequila
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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