At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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