Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
PANTIES FOUND
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
