i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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