i'm signing you up for texting rehab
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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