He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
i out mim tonsoeep
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