D3 body, D1 cock
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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