Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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