How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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