I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Randomize
