I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Randomize
