what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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