Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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