Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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