I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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