Well douche your snatch and let's go!
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Randomize
