i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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