I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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