He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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