Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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